Of Monkeys and Tigers...

Nothing much to say really...For now life is like an endless wait so just waiting for this wait to get over..

SO while I wait I cant help but notice the great game of religion, politics, religious politics, nationalism, anti nationalism and patirotism.

1) Lets start with the vaanar (oops shiv) sena...

Ofcourse the Tiger wakes up and realises that the cub that got seperated from the clan long back has grown up and is now a loner but with his own set of followers (ofcourse every big cat has the right to be the king of the jungle even if we dont really need one). So yes the tiger realises that the loner cub is claiming a right to everything including a share in the game and his share is getting bigger day by day. What does the tiger do...well he cant do much because one he is old and two all these years he was so oblivious to a parallel kingdom being built in his own jungle that he didnt quite see this coming and has no strategy to counter it. So all he does is roar. (I wish we could add these paper tigers to the real tiger count of 1411 or atleast make them campaign for the real ones)
When MNS is claiming Mumbai to be for marathi Manoos and only marathi manoos there is a fine print there. Actually it is claiming its own right over Mumbai over the likes of Shiv Sena, BJP and COngress. Its claims have got nothing to do with marathi or for any asmita really, its all about "Brace yourself I have arrived". So while MNS gundas beat the crap out of Uttar Bhartiyas (read taxi wallas, construction labourers and people doing similar jobs coz they wont dare touch the upmarket educated class) shiv sena thinks they they will have to make bigger noise so what do they do... roar at the stalwarts Tendulakar, Ambani, and another king in the Mumbai Jungle SRK..and for what...well they simply didnt like the these people saying "Mumbai is for all Indians'.
Well so let us for once agree to Shiv Sena, maharashtra Navnirman Sena and any other Sena that we might see in future (mu guess is they will come up with Andheri Sena, Ghatkopar sena, Bandra Sena and Parel sena next). Lets believe that Mumbai or even Maharashtra is only for Marathis and so no non marathi should stay there (that is what they want right) So lets start throwing all the nms out of MH and lets see how many people will actually leave

From Bollywood

1)The Bachchans
2)SRK
4)The other Khans and Khannas
5)Rekha
6)Preity Zinta
7)All the Shettys (well we have shilpa, shamita, sunil and Rohit Shetty of Golmal fame)
8)The Kapoors
9)Jon Abraham
10)The Bong babes (can u afford to let Bipasha, konkana, riya, raima, and any other bong babes go)
11)The Deols
12)The Johars
13)The Chopras
14)lets count in all non marathis not mentioned above I dont remember all of them ya)

Man this means they should relocate the entire Bollywood to a safer location then..Can Mumbai afford to let these people go..can you Mumbai??
What will happen to the thouasand of locals who earn their livelihood from Bollywood and needless to mention that if bollywood goes the tellywood also moves because the Smriti Iranis and the other dotable daughter in laws of the telly world are also not marathis.
Also there will be no more glamour on Bandra Band Stand as there will be no more star bunglows and apartnments

The corporate Bigshots
1)The Mahindras
2)The Ambanis
3)The Godrejs
4)The Birlas
5)The Tatas
6)The Wadias

Should I mention anymore...can you afford to lose these gyus Mumbai..can you?? After all these corporate hotshots leave i dont think we will need places which have ridiculously expensive real estate prices like Nariman Point, Fort, Churchgate etc. and then again what will happen to those millions of middle class educated folks who work in these corporate houses.

The Gujratis,the Marwadis the Parsi and Baniya community..with all their moolah, their stocks and traders and the jewellery..I cant even imagine but yes we will have to relocate Dalal street...Mumbai are you ready for THAT????

And ofcourse the innumerable settlers from all over the country who earn their living from this city but also contribute in its growth.

Do you have enough number of 'Indigenous' marathis who can work in Mills, as construction labours, rickshaw pullers, auto drivers, taxi drivers..If that was the case why did the outsiders get jobs to begin with...if that was the case there should have been no jobs...there was a demand hence the supply..

Why this hue and cry over North Indians being responsible for the Marathi Plight....are they also responsible for the farmers' suicides in the Vidarbha region..what has MNs and Shiv Sena done to help their marathi manoos there.

If we should allow such seperatist parties and ideologies then I say why do we blame Pakistan....and the Jehadi groups..they are also doing what MNS and Shiv Sena are doing supporting their community even if it means killing millions of non muslims...and then we should gladly hand over Kashmir to Pakistan coz the seperatists chased all the non muslims (read kashmiri pandits) out of the valley and the majority Muslim population wouldnt mind being a part of the Islamic Pakistan.

Raj Thackrey i feel needs medical attention (well so does Bal Thackrey but purely coz he now old.).Raj on the other hand needs a Psychiatrist who can put some sense in him.